Friday, February 26, 2010

Mathematical madness

Math is everywhere - one day it will explain the universe. In the meantime, please calculate or identify...

...exactly how long and in what order the following steps be taken to minimize chaos before walking out the door?
1. Restraining my son in his car seat with exactly 2 minutes before he realizes that it sucks.
2. Putting a coat and shoes on my daughter who is actively trying to remove them.
3. Getting my own coat and shoes on while grabbing my purse, diaper bag, and car keys.

...a table of foods according to their potential for creating mess. Mess can be defined as the number of pieces that can be created and strewn about by a toddler. A croissant should be at the very very top of that list.

...how many pieces should you cut a piece of fruit to slow your toddler's intake so that you can actually eat some aswell.

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