Kneel next to your coffee table
Bend over so your head is about 6 inches above the surface
Take a clump of hair and attach a vice grip or other clamp about 1 inch away from your scalp
Attach a 15 pound weight to the other side of the vice grip
Now try to remove the weight by calmly asking the vice grip to let go
This is the best way to describe what happens when you gently lean down to give your baby a kiss and she's feeling playful. After about the third time, you start looking up hairnets on amazon.
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