I hate Murphy

If you have a king size sheet with a dime sized poo....you will put your hands in it when loading it into the washing machine

I have no dignity

My son came to sit in my lap, farted, and then got up and walked away. I didn't even pause in the middle of my sentence.

cleanliness is next to...

There are at least 4 benefits of your son poo-ing in the bath 1. It makes you REALLY appreciate your 3 year old 2. It makes me glad that I never clean my bathtub unless I have to 3. It puts everything in perspective, "figuratively" feeling like you've been shit on is nothing like "literally" being shit on 4. Pooing in the bath will drive you to drink during the week - and a glass of wine a day is good for you.

A new set of pincers

2 teeth for the little boy - April 3rd :)

We have liftoff

My son rolled over for the first time today :)
I am NOT ready for 2 mobile children.

Mr Mum

I love that my husband passes over 20 bags of frozen breast milk to get to the peas without blinking an eye.

2nd Dr's visit

All is well at the 2 month mark
13lbs 13.5oz
23.5"